"Welcome Foolish Mortals" are the words that greet the audience at the beginning of "The Haunted Mansion." And most viewers would be foolish to believe that a movie adapted from a Disneyland ride ...

HERE'S A SENTENCE you probably never thought you'd read: Eddie Murphy is less offensive than Dr. Seuss. It's true, at least when it comes to the two family films stuffing cineplexes this weekend.