Alpacas don’t just stand around looking cute with their goofy grins and cloud-like coats. These animals pack a lot of strange ...

Throughout the year, Island Alpaca is open daily from 10 a.m. to 4 p.m.. Admission from April through November costs $5 per person. Offseason admission is free, but donations are accepted.

For proper anal hygiene, it’s usually best to wipe from front to back and, when needed, clean your butt with lukewarm water and a gentle cleanser. Enemas can provide a more thorough rectal cleaning.