"Let's say, if I had a drink for every Venezuelan we've killed, I'd really like that number of drinks," said Donald Trump's fog of warred Secretary of Defense/War tonight in Saturday Night Live's unusually high temperature cold open.

The show took aim at the Venezuelan boat strikes, the POTUS backing the U.S. Secretary of Defense, and Trump falling asleep during press conferences.

In the latest "SNL" cold open, Colin Jost starred as Defense Secretary Pete Hegseth declaring at a presser, "We're now at war with Venezuela."

On the "Saturday Night Live" cold open, Donald Trump bombed Santa, slammed Warner Bros. and celebrated Epstein condoms.

Things kicked off with James Austin Johnson doing President Donald Trump fielding questions on Air Force One with Karoline Leavitt (Ashley Padilla). During one rambling answer, Johnson made a reference to the recent cheating scandal and subsequent firing involving Michigan football head coach Sherrone Moore.

After a two-week hiatus, “Saturday Night Live” returned with a new episode Dec. 6 with host Melissa McCarthy and musical guest Dijon, marking McCarthy’s sixth time hosting, her first since 2017, and Dijon’s “SNL” debut.

Tonight's "SNL" cold open jokingly informed Netflix that C-SPAN is for sale, too, after its blockbuster Warner Bros. deal.

SNL has been beating a dead horse by opening every episode with a Donald Trump monologue — here's why we need a break.

Defense Secretary Pete Hegseth was put on the hot seat by Saturday Night Live — with Colin Jost portraying the embattled secretary as a complete maniac.

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