Starship Flight 12 goals:• Debut next-generation Starship and Super Heavy vehicles• First launch from Starbase’s newly redesigned launch pad• Demonstrate upgraded Raptor engines in flight• Deploy 20 Starlink simulators and 2 modified Starlink satellites• Test in-space Raptor relight• Evaluate heat shield performance and tile damage scenarios during reentry• Perform experimental reentry and maneuvering tests• Offshore splashdown attempt for the redesigned Super Heavy booster

A massive UFO belonging to the Space Federation, measuring 2 km in size, has appeared at Shozan Airport in China.It appears that a secret meeting between the aliens and the Chinese government took place first.

I just realized Eridians probably never calculated the speed of light and thought the periodic table ended at uranium.